I used to wonder what it’d be like to read other people’s minds.
Then I got a Facebook account and now I’m over it.
If we concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles”
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.
I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell. …
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut,
had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk
boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching
all of your soaps.
You don’t tell me you love me anymore, you don’t want sex or anything
that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you
don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
P.S. don’t try to find me.
Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is
a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining
and griping too bad that doesn’t work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that
came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised
me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me
confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out.
So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone..
Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that’s not a problem!;)
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Scientists wonder, why we are not living longer?
Those scientists, whom I spoke with, said that they were very surprised
“just how easy it is to change lifespan”, – so why is it not happening like it should.
Tom Mower says: “this is not a breaking the speed of light” type of question.
Sisels Triangle of Life (TOL) does it better than anything I have ever seen in any research conducted by any University or clinical trials by big Pharmacological’s.
Stem cell reversal?
Even smart M.D.’s are, themselves, shocked at what is suddenly possible with regard to stem cells – and we’re not talking about embryonic stem cells (a source of political wrangling) – we’re talking about taking a bit of your skin or blood or other cells, and reverting them back to a state of early development, where these cells can become (differentiate) into a younger version of that organ.
TS-X can reverse aging to maintain telomeres and then provides massive support for rebuilding telomere units in the youth regenerating stem cells.
TS-X is the science of growing younger and does not require a $100 thousand dollar medical procedure to clone your stem cells. TS-X just reverses aging and you grow younger and…. you can do it in your own bathroom ;o) rather than in an operating room.
Researchers have changed the environment (signaling) of a cell, say a muscle cell, and it has acted younger, become younger, on its own without surgery.
And these cells and tissues are yours – not transplants – so there is no issue of rejection…. Well it is terrifically expense so while Donald Trump and Bill Gates may be able to afford it, it is priced out of the affordability marketplace for the rest of us chickens. BUT with the theory of ending aging Sisel is purporting: TS-X can support the muscle cells to produce man more new young ones (muscle cells) thus changing the ration in theory from many old cells to fewer young cells. This age reversing should create many young cells and fewer old cells and the total cells in the muscles increase steadily over the years. No transplants needed, just TS-X each day will keep old age away.
Researchers say Mitochondria need to be repaired for energy necessary to fuel regeneration and extended lifespan…Well, Eternity can come to the rescue for repairing and generating new mitochondria. Researchers say the ingredients it contains were tested and repaired old wearing out Mitochondria and then went on to create twice that number in each cell with new young ones. So Sisel triumphs again!
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